A shirt for anyone who has looked around, checked the headlines, and decided outer space might have better rent. “Beam Me Up, This Place Sucks” lands somewhere between sci-fi joke, punk complaint, and extremely reasonable life assessment.
Screen printed on Comfort Colors Brown Tee. White Ink on brown shirt. They are soft ring-spun cotton.
Funny sci-fi shirt with a sharp, fed-up attitude
Good for alien believers, Star Trek-adjacent weirdos, and people who need a break from Earth
Easy everyday graphic tee with a clean message and zero subtlety
For fans of: UFOs, punk sarcasm, bad news avoidance, and emergency exits from this planet
A simple graphic shirt with a very clear mood: Earth had its chance. Beam us up already.
Shirts are made to order. Allow for an additional 2 weeks for orders.
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